21 Dad Jokes for 2021

In honor of our dads this Sunday

We’re giving you 20-21 dad jokes…one of them may not be funny

1. What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield? It’s butt.
2. Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
3. Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
4. What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
5. I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
6. My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
7. A friend of mine doesn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
8. What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
9. What did the zero say to the eight?” “That belt looks good on you.
10. I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
11. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
12. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
13. Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
14. Don’t buy anything made with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
15. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
16. What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
17. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
18. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
19. What starts with an “O” and ends with “nions” and sometimes make you cry? Opinions.
20. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
21. What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!

Bonus Dad Jokes

Bugs in your house are no joke. Get dad some pest control.